Of Government and Cows

   Here is a simple way of how types of Governments view property rights. This will help you to understand what you think the best kind of Government is, using cows.

•   Biblical Capitalism:  You have two cows. You take care of them and sell the extra milk if you want to.
•   Feudalism:  Your lord lends you two cows. He takes most of the milk and leaves you some.
•   Pure Socialism:  You have two cows. The government take them and puts them into a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. (America may be leaning towards this...)
•   Bureaucratic Socialsim:  You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone's else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
•   Fascism:  You have two cows. The government take them both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
•   Pure Communism:  You have two cows. Your neighbors help you to take care of them, and you all share the milk.
•   Russian Communism:  You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
•   Cambodian Communism:  You have two cows. The government take them both and shoots you.
•   Dictatorship:  You have two cows. The government takes them both and drafts you.
•   Pure Democracy:  You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
•   Representative Democracy:  You have two cows.  Your neighbors vote for someone to tell you who gets the milk.
•   American Democracy:  The governments promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the President is impeached for speculating in cow futures.  The press dubs the affair "Cowgate."
•   British Democracy: You have two cows. You feed them sheep brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything.
•   Bureaucracy:  You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them.  Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
•   Environmentalism:  You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
•   Pure Anarchy:  You have two cows.  The neighbors riot and kill you for trying to sell the milk.
•   Libertarian/Anarcho-Capitalism:  You have tow cows.  You sell one and buy a bull.
•   Clintonomics: You have two cows.  The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
•   Totalitarianism:  You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
•   Counter-Culture:  Wow, dude, there's like... These two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk.

   In my opinion, as Christians, Biblical Capitalism seems like the best option!!!

      (Taken from Kent Hovind's Seminar Notebook: http://shopping.drdino.com/product-exec/product_id/119/nm/Creation_Seminar_Notebook/category_id/14 )